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Thirty Two Reasons Why CHOCOLATE Is Better Than SEX

1.  You can GET chocolate when you really need it..
2.  Chocolate is good even when it has gone soft.
3.  You can make Chocolate last as long as you want to.
4.  You can safely have Chocolate while you are driving.
5.  If you bite the nuts, the Chocolate bars won't mind.
6. Chocolate doesn't demand a lot of foreplay.
7.  Same gender people can have Chocolate together without being called nasty names.
8.  The word  "commitment" has no adverse effect on Chocolate.
9.  You can ask a store clerk for Chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10. You can have Chocolate at your desk without upsetting your workmates.
11. You don t get hair in your mouth with Chocolate.
12.  "If you love me you ll swallow that" has real meaning with Chocolate.
13.  With Chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14.  You can have Chocolate in public without getting arrested.
15.  Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
16.  You can have Chocolate at any time of the month.
17.  Good Chocolate is easy to find.
18.  You can have as many kinds of Chocolate as you can handle.
19.  You are never too young or too old for Chocolate.
20.  When you have Chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbors awake.
21.  With Chocolate, size doesn't affect the sensation, it's always good.
22.  You don t have to beg for Chocolate.
23.  You can have Chocolate with little kiddies and not go to jail.
24.  Chocolate doesn't keep you awake yapping after you've had it.
25.  You can have Chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday.
26.  It s easy to find 9 inches of Chocolate.
27.  Chocolate never gives you STDs.
28.  After having Chocolate you don't have to lie on a wet spot.
29.  Chocolate doesn't need to stop and put on a condom.
30.  Chocolate never has stubble, cold feet, fetid armpits or sharp toenails.
31.  Chocolate never wants you to do disgusting things.
32.  White Chocolate is as good as brown Chocolate.

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