IF I SEEK US
Imminent FulfillmentImmortality,  Safety, Empowerment, Equality, KnowledgeUnity, Society

Intelligent, reasonable men of good will SHOULD be able to agree on things that matter.

"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to
  one who is striking at the root."
- Henry David Thoreau
Site Sections, Subject List, Reading Sequence, and Article Synopses

Miscellaneous Articles

Advice on Intoxication
Ancient Explosion Reports
Ancient Scholastics
Anecdotes
Annals of Addiction
Some Atheist Questions
Can We Agree on these?
Constructive Criticism
Critical Issues
Critique of A New Earth
Dead Broke Dads
Faith in Biblical Codes
John the Baptist
The Brothers Karamazov
How the World Will End
Importance of Catastrophism
Importance of Discussion
Kahlil Gibran on Law
Euhemerism & Catastrophe
EU/Catastrophe & Philosophy
Thoughts on Meditation
Model for Visions & Dreams
Telepathic Ability
Some Pertinent Parables
Personal Experience
Perspective on Myth
Questions Better than Answers
The Road to Saturn Thesis
Sacred Writings
Sex Bias in Medicine Practice
Spiritual versus Material
Symbolism of Human Body
Tobacco Corruption in AMA
Toxic Metals & Criminality
Unity Agreement Outline
The Velikovsky Debate
Unity Church Letter
Some Conclusions
The Velikovsky Affair Journals
What is a Prophet?
Video-lecture links

Box of Chocolates

Forrest Gump                  Life is like a Box of chocolates...

Forrest (Jeffrey) Dahmer          People are like chocolates in a box.  YUM.

Forrest (Bart) Simpson           Mmmmm, chocolate!

Forrest (Jack) Benny       Rochester! Bring me my chocolates!

Forrest (Attila) the Hun             Die, pig! Chocolate all mine!

Forrest (Richard) Simmons     Chocolate unwise!, EXERCISE, EXERCISE!

Forrest Santa Claus         HO HO HO! Merry chocolate to all, and to all a good bite.

Forrest (Geraldo) Rivera        People who like Chocolate. Next on Geraldo.

Forrest (Patrick) Henry     Give me chocolate or give me death!

Forrest (Rene) Descartes    I eat chocolate; therefore yum.

Forrest (Michael) Jackson        Little boys LIKE my box of chocolates

Forrest (Hugh) Hefner              Keep the box, lose the chocolate.

Forrest Shakespeare             Chocolate, or no chocolate? That is the question

Forrest (Elvis) Presley              I'm a hunk a hunk of milk chocolate

Forrest (Zen) Buddha              I am one with the chocolate

Forrest (Jessie) Ventura        Chocolates. Alll-Riighty then...

Forrest (Cindy) Lauper      People just wanna have chocolate

Forrest (Tina) Turner      What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?

Forrest (Dr.) Spock       Statistically speaking, we are all liking chocolate

Forrest (Commander) Spock      Eating chocolate is logical.

Forrest McCoy          Jim, I'm a DOCTOR, not a CHOCOLATE!

Forrest (James) Kirk     To boldly go to eat chocolate no man has eaten before

Forrest (Star Trek) Scotty    The chocolate box! She's breaking apart, Captain

Forrest (Jesus) Christ          Let he without sin, eat the first chocolate

Forrest (GWTW) Brett       Frankly, my dear, I don't give a chocolate!

Forrest (Bill) Clinton          I didn't inhale the cream centers.
                                         I did NOT have chocolate with that woman!

Forrest (Hilary) Clinton       Chocolates and the rest of the deplorables.

Forrest (Jack) Nicholson     You want chocolate? You can't handle the chocolate!

Forrest (David) Copperfield     Poof, the chocolates are gone!

Forrest (X-Files) Mulder   We didn't land in the box of chocolates
                                          The box of chocolates landed on us!

Forrest (Adolph) Hitler       White German Chocolates uber alles!

Forrest (Dirty) Harry     I know what you're thinking, PUNK!
                               Did he eat five chocolates, or did he
                               eat six?  Well let me ask ya, PUNK.
                Do you feel hungry for number six? Well...DO YA, PUNK?

Forrest Strangelove     Vee could still haf chocolate deep underground.

Forrest quote in phonics     Lyf es lyk uh balks uv chalkolets

Forrest (psychic scam) Line    Yes, I already knew you were a chocolate

Forrest (sex scam) 900-line    Oooh, I will suck your cream filled chocolate bar

Forrest Obama       You like your chocolate? You can keep your chocolate!

Forrest Alimony             The pre-nup says the Box of chocolates is mine!

Forrest the Womanizer         I just can't have only one chocolate.

Forrest (Darth) Vader       Luke, I am your chocolate

Forrest (Bernie) Sanders    Everyone has a natural right to free chocolate.

Forrest (POTUS) Trump    Let's drain the box, and make chocolate great again!

Home   Site Sections   Article Map   Contact   Store   Contributions   Survey